Score: 9

"...xD"

submission: SBC's Great Adventure

date: February 17, 2007

Hahaha, this is the fucking funniest thing I've seen all day! Stupid damn clocks.

The mayonaise was a 'little' off, but Strawberry Clock is so far past his sell by date he's producing enough penicillin for a third world country. Clocks...aren't funny. I hate them. I just really do.

And you ought to give Curly Sam more rants. He reminds me of my nan. And of course, nothing is more entertaining than listening to old people endlessly complain about things they hate or can't remember. "Fucking chav bastards"

Score: 6

"No witty comment!"

submission: Demise of a Match

date: February 17, 2007

You don't really see many red-headed matches in Britain anymore. Most of the ones I find are brunettes.

Score: 9

"I wanna magic refilling beer mug like B3n =D"

submission: IT Geeks: Got Wii?

date: February 17, 2007

oh lolz. I remember being at school on December 8th, this jerk (Ben) came in to school flashing his Twilight Princess box and generally being a complete dick bragging that he'd gotten it home at 11pm and stayed up playing it all night. Somebody stole the disk. We all laughed about it until Christmas, when everybody else already had gotten one and didn't care about Ben anymore.

Incidentally, one might noticed that the biggest Nintendo geeklord I've ever known (me) didn't get a Wii this year, and instead spent the money on plane tickets to meet my girlfriend in Spain. Just in case you take any interest in NG loser's lives ^^