Score: 9

"...xD"

submission: SBC's Great Adventure

date: February 17, 2007

Hahaha, this is the fucking funniest thing I've seen all day! Stupid damn clocks.

The mayonaise was a 'little' off, but Strawberry Clock is so far past his sell by date he's producing enough penicillin for a third world country. Clocks...aren't funny. I hate them. I just really do.

And you ought to give Curly Sam more rants. He reminds me of my nan. And of course, nothing is more entertaining than listening to old people endlessly complain about things they hate or can't remember. "Fucking chav bastards"

Score: 6

"No witty comment!"

submission: Demise of a Match

date: February 17, 2007

You don't really see many red-headed matches in Britain anymore. Most of the ones I find are brunettes.

Score: 9

"I wanna magic refilling beer mug like B3n =D"

submission: IT Geeks: Got Wii?

date: February 17, 2007

oh lolz. I remember being at school on December 8th, this jerk (Ben) came in to school flashing his Twilight Princess box and generally being a complete dick bragging that he'd gotten it home at 11pm and stayed up playing it all night. Somebody stole the disk. We all laughed about it until Christmas, when everybody else already had gotten one and didn't care about Ben anymore.

Incidentally, one might noticed that the biggest Nintendo geeklord I've ever known (me) didn't get a Wii this year, and instead spent the money on plane tickets to meet my girlfriend in Spain. Just in case you take any interest in NG loser's lives ^^

Score: 8

"You mean she isn't a lesbian? My sister's pissed.."

submission: Love and Crappiness

date: February 17, 2007

Havent been on NewGrounds lately. GOod job I found this randomly through Google.

Oh Ruth, your near pointless character developement makes me chuckle so.

Score: 8

"Quite good"

submission: TANKMEN 1.5

date: August 17, 2006

I enjoyed this, as I enjoyed the original. But I was expecting a more direct sequal rather than just more back-story to the last one. It was fairly funny, but not as outwardly ridiculous as the first, so the "omg, I can't believe they just said that!" feeling you get from Tankmen1 is missing.

Score: 7

"He does Flash about poofs and is still a homophobe"

submission: Piconjo: Not So Epic Kiss

date: May 10, 2006

Piconjo leaves his ginger pubs all over the toilet seat.

Score: 8

"Easter Geeks is quite funny. :p"

submission: IT Geeks: East 2 Sundaes

date: April 30, 2006

Damm you, Wonchop, for making me search Tubgirl.

And on my christian uncle's computer too. I'm in deep crap. :(

Score: 7

"I'll be sure to read this"

submission: Dumb Blocks

date: April 28, 2006

Yeah, that anime Sonic is messed up. But what's more messed up? Tails groping Sarah's chest and Metal Sonic looking up her skirt. And people wonder why she angers easily..

Score: 8

"Oh lordy.."

submission: Poke Me!

date: April 9, 2006

Sorry man, I'm sure you would apreciate a well writen correctly spelt pish-posh review of this submission, but that would cut into my poking time. You understand, right?

Score: 8

"I hate those forum jerks"

submission: LL - Art Unappreciation

date: April 9, 2006

Somebody who faps to Ork porn...

I know! How about 'club polisher?' Huh? Club...polisher..? I've just made an ass of myself. :(